Easiest Vegan Corn Dog Bites Recipe (One Bowl!)
I used to love devouring a box of frozen corn dogs before going vegan. (Does that lend a glimpse into my white-trash upbringing? ????). Unfortunately, I found a serious lack of vegan corn dog recipes that were easy to follow. Well, call me the “King of Vegan Corn Dogs“, because my munchies ended up paying off big time!
You ever feel completely unmotivated to do anything other than stuff your face?
That has been me… for months. ????
Blame hormones, the mercury retrograde, whatever it may be: I wanted vegan junk food, and I wanted it fast.
I’m feeling better now, but for a while there I didn’t have the will-power to make anything more complicated than beans and rice. That gets old after a while!
Enter: The Easiest Vegan Corn Dog Recipe You’ve Ever Seen
First of all, let me clarify: I crave “junk” food, but I don’t want to feel like junk. Specifically, I can’t afford to give into my depressive indulgences.. First you’re having “one” spoonful of vegan ice cream, the next moment you’ve gone through the entire munchy-supply and now you’re crying. Wait.. Just me??
Thank goodness this babe is cholesterol and refined-sugar free with all the buttery flavor of a traditional corn dog.. Additionally, they’re also baked instead of fried! At this point you can practically count them as a serving of veggies.. practically 😉
In fact, this vegan corn dog recipe is almost too damn easy. Cameron and I have made them on a weekly basis since I started tinkering with a vegan corn dog recipe ????.
Do we regret it?
Hell to the no!
The buttery flavor that melts with every bite is completely worth the cleanup. Besides, this recipe is a “one-bowler”, so I don’t mind cleaning up this time at all.
“Oh don’t worry honey, I’m happy to clean the kitchen tonight*!”
(*tonight being the keyword (he’s bound to catch on to my “generosity” haha!))
Corn Dog Bites Perfect for Any Occasion
- Want to relive your childhood realness? Check
- Throwing a 90’s themed party? Go for it!
- Feeling like having “fancy”, yet ever-so-white-trash dinner? The option is yours!
All joking aside, is there an occasion where vegan corn dogs aren’t a welcome food!? Perhaps weddings (or at least mine??)? I challenge you to name another occasion where corn dogs would not be met with smiles and open arms.
Give these babes a try with your favorite dipping sauces and you won’t be disappointed.
Next stop, nostalgia-city! ????
Easiest Vegan Corn Dog Bites Recipe (One Bowl!)
Ingredients
- 1 package vegan hot dogs cut into thirds
Dry Ingredients
- 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 1/2 cups fine cornmeal
- 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 1/2 teaspoons turmeric
- 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
- 1 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1 teaspoon mustard powder
Wet Ingredients
- 8 Tablespoons non-dairy butter softened (but not melted)
- 1/4 cup + 2 Tablespoons non-dairy milk
- 4 1/2 Tablespoons maple syrup
- 1 Tablespoon neutral flavored oil I used olive
Instructions
- Preheat your oven to 400°F and line a baking tray with parchment or silicone baking sheet
- Start by whisking the dry ingredients together in a large bowl
- Next, incorporate the wet ingredients into the dry. We started with a spatula and finished incorporating with our hands
- Add extra flour or milk as necessary to achieve a "play-dough-like" consistency.
Now the fun part!
- Grab approximately 1 tablespoon of dough, flatten in your palm, place hot dog piece, wrap, and smooth out by rolling between your hands
- Once they're all coated and lined up on the baking tray, bake for 15-20 minutes (until the bottoms are nice and browned)
- 16 minutes later:
- Let these babes cool and enjoy with your favorite dipping sauces
Notes
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